A Naked Shopping Kind of Day
Another day, another naked man making life miserable for fully clothed people.
Today's naked man comes from Lincoln, Nebraska, where KOLN reports that 24-year-old Kyle Schuelke decided to strip down to his birthday suit in not one... but TWO different stores. In the same day.
The madness happened early Tuesday when Walmart staff -- who, by this point, have seen their fair share of you know what -- called police about a young man who tore off his clothes and began shouting at people as he browsed around the store.
By the time police arrived, Schuelke threw on some shorts and scurried off to his next target -- Sam's Club.
Noticing that authorities were gaining on him, Schuelke stripped himself of his clothes once more, probably out of hope it'd make him more aerodynamic, and booked it to the other store.
Fortunately for Sam's Club, Schuelke was devoid of clothes and, therefore, his membership card so he wasn't allowed in.
If only that was the case. What really happened was that officers grabbed the guy before he had a chance to slither past security and raise a little hell by the food court.
According to police, Schuelke tried resisting arrest before he was thrown in the back of a cruiser and charged with indecent exposure and resisting arrest.
Police also transported him to a third location -- free of charge -- the local hospital.