Don't Be Udderly Alone on Valentine's Day
Whether you're single or just looking for someone to aMOOse yourself, a Zoom call with a cow could be a great way to spend Valentine's Day.
Stonyfield, a dairy company, recently announced its “Date with a Cow” package. The package includes a 15-minute Zoom with a cow that helps create Stonyfield's yogurts.
Plus, if your love language is touch, just know that all "dates" will receive a stuffed animal cow to cuddle with at home.
True, Stonyfield is definitely milking Valentine's Day for its worth, you should know that all the funds raised are being steered toward a good cause.
"The idea for the “Date with a Cow” Valentine’s Day package stemmed from the new animal wellness trend, cow hugging," the company wrote in a press release. "This V-Day, whether you’re single or need a break from the S/O you’ve been quarantining with, Stonyfield is offering the ultimate Valentine’s date -- a cuddly COW!"
All proceeds will be donated to Wolfe's Neck, an organization that helps organic dairy farmers.
Unfortunately, the romantic steaks were too high because Stonyfield announced that each and every cow is currently booked for his or her respective blind date. However, the last thing the company wants is to start some beef with cow lovers for not having enough bovines to go around -- so they're currently working on expanding their offerings and will be opening up new time slots in the near future.
That said, if you want to date a cow and you see those Zoom times open back up, you need to grab the opportunity by the horns.