Feeling Vindictive? Book a Night in a Dumpster for Your Ex for Valentine's Day
Just in time for Valentine's Day, the booking site Hotels.com has come up with a way to get you thinking about getting away -- while providing some much-needed closure on your last relationship.
That's right: You can book your ex a night in a dumpster -- virtually.
As part of a new contest, go to Hotels.com/VDayDumpsterstay and tell the company both why your ex deserves a night with the rest of the trash -- and why you deserve to go on your ideal getaway. You could win a $300 Hotels.com gift card to be redeemed whenever you feel safe to travel.
Even if you don't win, you'll be emailed a fake-but-satisfying "reservation" made out to in your ex's name reading, "Congrats, your ex is 'booked' for the V-Day Dumpster stay on Sunday, February 14 -- now they can sleep where they belong."
Also listed are the following dumpster "amenities:"
Wifi: "Unreliable, just like your ex."
Housekeeping: "They'll have to pick up after themselves for once"
Cable: "None, and Netflix password has been changed."
NOT eligible for upgrades: "They can't do better than you."