Naked Man Breaks Into Funeral Home with Beer
You know people are going stir crazy due to the COVID-19 pandemic when they start stripping naked and busting into funeral homes to leave beer in the caskets.
Citizens Voice reports that 30-year-old Ethan Palazzo of Collingswood, NJ shed his clothes, dignity and common sense to kick down the side door and break into the Thomas P. Kearney Funeral Home over the weekend.
Police say the nude intruder stumbled inside and lovingly left a cold one inside a display casket. Whether or not said casket was occupied was not immediately known.
Then again, the beer in question was Natural Ice, so, you be the judge of that.
What is known, however, is Palazzo was fully clothed when he broke into the funeral home and, upon his smashing entry, stripped down and ran about the place -- rifling through the morgue and offices possibly for goodies.
Because he was nude, police found nothing on him but did say he reeked of alcohol.
Another sweep of the premises found that he rummaged through a car in the parking lot and left his calling card on the center console -- a singular can of Natural Ice.
So, why did this naked man force his way into a funeral home? Apparently he just wanted to speak to his girlfriend.
Anyways, Palazzo is free on $40,000 bail. He's due back in court on Monday.